One Thursday in Oxfam

I arrive at the shop carrying two very heavy, and large history books. Not just any history books but two of three volumes ( we don’t have the missing one,) of a history of the Kings and Queens of England compiled in 1706.

The entry on each ruler was done by a different author – one of them being John Milton.

The front covers were there but not attached, but the sound of the paper as you turn the pages is that lovely sound of really old, good paper and you can see the ’s’s were printed  as ‘f’s’ – and, of course, all of it was set and printed by hand.

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Because of the condition, and the missing volume, they couldn’t be sold for much and although £5.99 for the two is ridiculously cheap, given the 312 years they have survived, it is a realistic price for us – I have checked (exhaustively).

There is more about these books, but before I go any further, I must warn you that this was a long and very busy day and so, if you were planning a quick read, now is the time to give up, and go and do what you were planning to do.

It is 9am.

The first thing we always do on a Thursday is to to get the kettle on.

Then we had a meeting.

Now in our shop, we don’t have manager-called staff/volunteer meetings – I think the last one was a year ago – but we do need to sort out the run up to Christmas, so we had a one amongst ourselves. 

The five of us who were there, set about thinking through what could be on the table and what could be in the window, how we could make the shop look extra good in the run up to our best selling time of year.

And now we have a list – it might change, not least because we have to have the books to fit the ideas – and that is always a gamble when you are relying on donations.

(We have some things in hand. For the past six months, we have been collecting books on the World War I ready for November’s anniversary, we have a good collection of photography books, ancient civilisations and some others…)

I will talk/have meetings with other books-sorters over the coming weeks and tell them what we have come up with, and we will no doubt change, develop, amend ideas depending on what they say.

Still, we have a plan, and that feels good.

I am not a great fan of Christmas, but in the shop, I love it. 

This is the time when we can really make money, and more than that, we can really make it look extra  good.

It is now about 10am.

I go out to get the prescription medicine from Boots, the copy of The Times and the bird food that I collect every week for a volunteer who fell over, nearly three years ago, and broke her wrist.

She thought it would mean be a few weeks off and she would be back, but ill-health and a badly-set wrist, has meant she hasn’t been.

So every week, I collect the stuff she needs and my, excellent in so many ways, fellow volunteer D, takes them to her on his way home and he, or I, sometimes slip in a treat of chocolate as it is not much fun being old and not well, and having no family around.

We tell her they are Oxfam gifts.

Anyway, I get back to find that the aftermath of the parish church’s fete means that literally trolley loads of unsold books are heading our way.

D, realising that we would be inundated, has persuaded the church donor to let him go through the books at the church and just take the ones he thought we could sell. 

He has gone off to do so.

Phew.

I took over sorting the books that had come in.

It is now about 11 am.

I am still sorting. D comes back, and we carry on sorting and pricing and shelving. Him upstairs and me downstairs.

A young woman comes in asking for a volunteer form. I tell her that the process will take some weeks, but we are looking forward to her joining us.

She is volunteering at Christmas, she tells us, to cook and serve food to people who are one their own over the festivities, and she really likes books and wants to work here too.

I wonder whether the very long silence between her putting her form in and hearing from us will put her off – I hope not.

Meanwhile, J, the person who is on the till, unflappable, calm, organised and ever-helpful, has cleared and re-shelved the previous books on the the table, so that we can surround the books mentioned at the start, with other – not as interesting, but hey ho – history books.

(Every week, she polishes the table in between displays, with proper wood-feeding polish and elbow grease. ‘It needs to look good,’ she said when she sent me out to buy some decent polish a few months ago.)

Our window is dressed/designed by another volunteer called J.

She does a different, and very good, window every other week. Customers come in and comment on it.

We are on week-two of the art window so she has re-jigged, up-dated, got ‘new’ stock in it to make it look good.

(It has sold very well – including the prints from books that my husband has framed – not bad at £45 each, and a boost to the weekly income.)

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Given that she wasn’t re-doing the whole window, and she was thinking ‘art’, and as she was looking to do something else useful, she gets most of the art books from upstairs and brings them down onto the art shelves – those shelves were looking a bit thin but now they look fat and healthy.

She also re-does the podiums and other stylish stuff – her forte.

D and I are still sorting books.

J, the one on the till, needs change – customers buying a £2.49 book with a £20 note…. and, as she checks the state of the blue change bag upstairs every Thursday morning and almost invariably finds a £10 note in it, she tells me to get change so the next shift will have their change ready as well the change she needs. 

So, I go next door to the HSBC bank where they know me – and supply pound coins by the basket full.

(One of the women who works there, had told me her son was really interested in natural history. So one day recently, when getting pound coins, I gave her a book on Darwin’s Beagle voyage. 

I was going to throw it away – it was not in a good enough state to sell and it was a small thank you for all the change they give us – but I thought it might be a bit too advanced for her young son.

Some weeks later she told me that he had loved it, and read it throughout the long flight to South Africa – and is now re-reading it. 

One of the other bank-tellers is Polish but/and is fascinated by the English language and semiotics (she did her masters in English language.) So, every now and then I give her a book on language – one that we would throw away  – and she reads it, and then tells me about it when I am in there getting change.)

Meanwhile, donations are coming in.

The re-cycle bin is full.

We now have a written briefing by our manager to say that we are not allowed to put the books into the general bin – there would be an additional cost to the shop.

And the donations are coming in.

D and I fill carrier bags, Ikea bags, any bags we can find, with books destined for the book-afterlife – as well as boxes of books that might find a buyer somewhere and somewhen via Oxfam’s central warehouse.

The bags will have to wait until the re-cycle bin is emptied – but that happens when?

We don’t know what the emptying regime is.

And we fill crates of books that we think we can sell, and which need pricing and shelving, presenting – and hopefully – selling.

D has to go – his father is ill in hospital and his mother has a broken wrist – but he has come in, and we would not have coped without him.

And, he will still make time to deliver the medicine, bird food, The Times, and have a chat with the now almost-housebound volunteer I mentioned earlier –  these days I see her more rarely than he does, but we speak on the phone. 

Meanwhile, one of our volunteers who works a shift on Wednesday afternoons and comes in as well, yes for another shift, on a Thursday when there is a need, has called in.

He comes in every Thursday morning to see if he is needed in the afternoon.

This Thursday he had come in, early in the morning, and asked if he needed to come in later and, if not, he had something else to do. 

I had said, blithely, that we could manage.

But that was a mistake.

Because, as he was leaving, D mentions that the afternoon till volunteer is not coming in.

It is now about 12 noon.

I haven’t yet been upstairs – I had been a bit busy – to see on the calendar that the afternoon volunteer was away.

And you need two people in the shop to be Oxfam-legal. And that left only me for the afternoon.

So, I call the shop manager and left a message asking if he could give me the Thursday extra-volunteer’s number so then I could ask him if he could, in fact, come in.

The manager calls back to say he had called the volunteer’s home and heard he was out for the afternoon and he says, ‘ You will just have to  close the shop.’

I am annoyed for not looking at the calendar – and there are still books to be sorted, in fact lots of them, so I should be doing something more useful than just berating myself.

Closing the shop, of course, means we lose sales, and things are never good enough that we want to want to do that.

The calm, unflappable volunteer J, who is more than active but not used to doing a full day’s work these days, says, ‘ Give me half an hour to go home and get some lunch, and I will come back and do the afternoon with you.’

I hugged her, but thought that there must be someone else.

I call a volunteer who turned out to be in Sheffield minding her grandchildren, another who said she was picking up her grandchildren, another who was out, another had a doctor’s appointment and so on and so on, and then finally another volunteer calls back and said he is driving back from Southampton, so will be a bit late but yes, he will come in.

I don’t hug him – but I would have. 

He is also called J.

It is now about 1.30pm.

J comes in and between us, during the afternoon, we get almost every donated book sorted, him upstairs and me downstairs – in a bag ready to go in a bin when one is available, in a box to go to the warehouse, or priced and on a shelf.

We talk about the crates we need to set up ready to receive books we were going to collect for the window and table in the run up to Christmas.

We talk about clearing the box of overflow travel books which has been sitting upstairs  – and ignored – for weeks and weeks –  and which, I have to say, is full of books many of which shouldn’t ever hit our shop shelves.

We talk about Monday morning when he would be in, and Monday afternoon when I would be in, and how we could overlap so that we can do some ‘real sorting out.’ 

(All getting ready for the Christmas run – we are nothing if not getting ready.)

Meanwhile, I am on the till.

I count during the afternoon, and 11 people who come into the shop look at those special history books – remember those from the beginning?

None of them buy those books, but so many of them talk to me about them. ( And, they do sell the next day and the volunteer who sold them was so pleased, she contacted me to tell me.)

And some of those customers go on on to buy other books.

That is what a good table does – it draws people into the shop and, hopefully, they go on to buy other books.

We like the table to be noticed – and customers notice the table, and more than the table, they notice the window, volunteers notice and comment on them – and that makes worthwhile all the weeks of effort, collecting, organising, thinking about them, planning.

Meanwhile, J and I sort more donations.

Every shift says that they get more donations than any other time of the week, but the truth is, thankfully or we would be in deep trouble, they come in all the time.

The last one comes in at 4.50 and we close at 5 ….. but J and I clear it.

It is a very good feeling to look around the back room and the upstairs room and know that you have sorted it all, well, more or less.

Meanwhile, J has also re-stocked the academic shelves, and I have re-stocked cookery, putting all the cooks/chefs in alphabetical order – probably a bit OCD but commentated on favourably by a customer. 

I have changed the front-facing books – and that matters because they sell more quickly, and also customers notice if they are same week after week – I have sold three newly front-faced books in the afternoon.

And three ‘art works’ from the window, by the way.

I have put out a collection of ‘old and interesting’ travel books on the top shelf of that module and made a mental note that the travel shelves really need a good sort out – perhaps on Monday if I have time…..

Meanwhile, a customer come in (and says in passing, as people do when you engage with them, he used to be a violin player but was now a singer), and he had been in the week before, and bought £30 worth of classical CDs.

I had heard about this from another volunteer and had texted the classical music volunteer to tell him so – usually in on a Thursday, but away at the moment.

He was, not surprisingly, pleased.

This visit the customer bought only a few CDs, but he wanted to say that our ‘classical volunteer’ knows what he is about.

And, yes, I text the volunteer again even though I know he is on a ramblers’ scout for a long walk in the Cotswolds.

Meanwhile, there is a ham and coleslaw sandwich in the fridge that I never had time to eat.

It is 5 pm.

And time to shut up shop and see how much we have made.

Before I cash up, I look around the shop and I see a clear back room – of course it  it won’t stay like that, but it is a good moment.

I straighten the paperback fiction and the children’s fiction, put one or two books straight on the table, check that the window has no gaps, make a list of things that need doing on Monday, talk to J who is just putting a few new books on the academic shelves and who will be in on Monday to start all over again….

I am just locking up the shop when I see a man approaching.

On Monday when I was shutting up, my fellow volunteer said ‘No, you can’t shut yet.’ 

She told me that there was a regular who came and got to the shop depending on when the bus arrived – and it was always just before or after 5pm.

So, today I held the door open for him.

He bought nothing today, but on Monday he might, and he really appreciated that he could get in to our shop even if the bus was a bit late.

We made about £268 –  not bad for a Thursday.

Mariella and Me

I had planned on keeping quiet the news of a big birthday and having no ‘celebration’ (what’s to bloody celebrate after all,) but events, some of my own making, have conspired against this.

Recently we were at a Meet the Fokkers type of evening – though I have to say a lot less disastrous thanks to the careful management of the conversation to ensure that whatever the subject, it never came near Brexit – in the circumstances even a chat about the nice lasagne has bear traps in it.

Anyway, the meal was coming to an end when discussions turned to the forthcoming wedding and, more importantly for me, the fact that my birthday is the night before.

So, my husband’s son, who was feeling very relieved and happy that everyone had got on, announced to all the table that it was my birthday then and as it was SUCH A BIG BIRTHDAY – that we should have some kind of celebration.

I think the amount of wine he had drunk insulated him from my look offering death by strangulation and he went on to insist, despite my protestations, that of course we need to have a great birthday event the night before his wedding.

I thought I had made my point, rather forcefully to him after the event, but in a recent phone call, he said again that we couldn’t let the birthday pass without a celebration and as everyone was gathering anyway, it would just be fun.

At that point I reminded him that though he knew me well, he had never seen me really cross but should he need more information on that, I would hand him over to his father.

‘I think it’s sunk in that you really don’t want anything,’ he said ( rather hurriedly and sincerely, I thought.)

So, I was re-telling this to a good friend and she said, ‘ Well just a few female friends at our house, lunch even though supper is better..not on your birthday of course as you will be busy but around then.’

‘What!’ I cried.

Yes, of course I am being churlish. It is of course, lovely that people want to celebrate but I plan on carrying being very churlish.

However, I cannot claim to have kept all this birthday malarky secret because I emailed Open Book on Radio 4 where they have a readers’ clinic.

I said, it was my 60th year and I was going to do things in sixes and one of those would be to read six good sci-fi books as it was a genre I don’t know, and lots of people seem to have a snobbish allergy to.

They broadcasted my request ( I went to W1A to read it out, and yes it did look just as the programme showed and there were some very nice people talking into their mobiles and sitting on uncomfortable but stylish-looking sofas).

No, I didn’t get to have a nice chat with Mariella Frostrop

But she did an interview with Peter F Hamilton,a nice sounding man, who is apparently the best-selling British sci-fi author and he recommended what sound like six really interesting books.

So, if on the evening of my birthday any, but any, attempt is made to make it into a celebration you will find me being very churlish in a hotel room with a very good sci-fi book.

Here is the list in case you are interested:

Way Station by Clifford Simak

Everything About You by Heather Child

The First 15 Lives of Harry August by Clare North

Ack Ack Macaque by Gareth Powell

Revenger by Alistair Reynolds

The Time Ships by Stephen Baxter

 

Going to Bed

We have a new bed – and it means there is an air of 1970s porn movie about our bedroom at the moment.

Oh, dear reader, please don’t tell me your’s is always like that….

So moving on, the bed we ordered was called an Eleanor, the mattress an Emma, and for the sake of symmetry, the thick mattress topper is called Evie.

My best beloved finds it rather amusing to head up to bed of an night, anticipating the delights of Eleanor, Emma and Evie.

And I have to say they do welcome you in  – but their welcome is more about an easing of aching joints, a comfortable way to lie and read your book whilst sipping your tea, space to turn over in the night……

Regular readers will know that the buying of this bed, mattress etc was an exercise in procrastination (and umbrellas ) – my BB has a way of not doing something today that could be half-done several months from now, and only the increasing discomfort of the bed we had, finally got him round to a bit of Googling.

(The bed we had was meant to be a treat when we moved here and was replacement for a very serviceable Ikea number. The mattress was hand-made by Egyptian children over 20 years, or something like that.

(But, beds are like walking boots, you can’t tell that they will work, however much you pay, until you have spent some time with them.

(We gave the bed to a friend and she got her son and another strapping young man, to take it away and assemble Eleanor – a result all round.)

Anyway, bed assembled, mattress on it, topper on the top, all is well.

Except.

My BB and I have different duvet needs – I am a hot person and he wants something nice and warm and tucked in around him.

Separate duvets are the norm in the rest of Europe but it took some persuading to get him to agree that this was a good idea and not the first step to me leaving him to the (imaginary) delights of Eleanor, Emma and Evie.

Whether he was ready or not, I bought a lovely light, minimal tog feather single duvet and a couple of single duvet covers.

When he came round to the idea, the internet search was on for an extra long single duvet for my extra long BB.

That is, surprisingly, not too difficult – but the duvet covers they offer to go with them are awful – two plain sheets sewn together would about cover the necessary description.

So, I am about to ‘extend’ the nice other single duvet cover. 

Because he has cold feet, I thought I might extend it with a fleece layered extension – complementary fabric of course so that Eleanor, Emma and Evie look nicely dressed up.

Now there is the action of a considerate Sussex housewife.

 

 

Phones and Faff

I do realise that you, dear reader, may wince at the mention of Christmas but for those of us beavering away at the retail of second-hand books, things need to be started on that front.

For some years, I have been telling you about how we start stockpiling books in exceptionally good condition to boost our Christmas trade and that means lots of crates around the upstairs room with notes on them saying they need to be left well alone until I decide we need to start putting them out.

Well, last week, another volunteer and I decided we needed to clear some space to slot empty, waiting crates into.

The shop manager is nothing if not a man to throw anything away or deal with anything today when several months hence might do just as well.

(I have this feeling that if you dig hard enough under bottom shelves, behind boxes, at the back of etc etc you could easily find a mummified body of an apparently unmissed volunteer.)

However, what we found most of during this clear out, was lots and lots of mobile phones. 

People can, and apparently do often, donate old mobile phones and Oxfam has some system of getting them re-used or their innards taken out, or whatever.

But to do that they need to be sent somewhere. Only the manager knows where, and he had clearly decided that there was no rush. 

There were about three carrier bags and a sizeable box of them.

So, we pulled them out of their dark corner – where there was also a hoover which to the best of my knowledge has not be employed for the past say two or three years, a 1960s box for carrying records which had been stashed with out of date cameras and lenses…..

Anyway, we put the phones into crates and put them in the other room, not too far from the kettle, so they couldn’t be ignored.

Next time I went in, the manager had put them all into cardboard boxes, neatly labelled as mobile phones for re-cycling and put them back where they were before!

And they will probably be there next Christmas.

In that clear out/up, I also found a box of Coalport houses – I had checked them and priced them and put them back in the box and promptly forgotten about them – though I do remember thinking they would work on a Christmas table, so all is not lost.

This time of year also means the annual ritual of crab apple jelly.

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I am sure I have said before that what was once a nod towards earth mother meets Sussex housewife, lost much of its charm on the basis it is a faff to make and we don’t eat it/remember to give it away over the year, and so is now in a stash in the cellar.

Anyway, this year we have, for the first time, a quince harvest and if anything quince jelly is even more of a faff, but it has the advantages novelty and you can make membrillo from the left over pulp.

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So, I put a notice in the village shop window offering our crab apples to any takers and this afternoon, as I sit writing this, a family are doing their best to clear the tree and are raking up the windfalls in the process.

Excellent.

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What to do when the visitors have gone

I may have mentioned that we had a lot of visitors and when they went, I slumped.

And then I recovered and thought ‘ Mmm, what do I do now.’

That should be a cue for something really interesting but, dear reader, don’t hold your breath. 

I have, for reasons which I won’t bore you with, been dealing with two designers for different reasons, and instead of giving them a proper brief, I have been saying,’ Oh that is lovely, but could you just….’

‘Does that blue really suggest food? I don’t think there is any blue food so could we go for a green…’

And, ‘It is great but because of the politics of the situation, could we move the bridge to the forefront?’

And, ‘Do you know anyone who can get this printed in two days rather than ten?’

All of this requires an eye for detail and regular reader you, as my friends and family will agree, that is not my forte.

So, meanwhile, I have done some stuff which is well within the comfort blanket.

Oxfam – when in doubt, go sort books.

Make a comfort meal – lentil dahl (with slow cooked lamb shanks.)

Dog walking.

And yes, the annual event – cleaning out the fridge.

So at the back I find three jars of fake caviar.

From Christmas, I am thinking, and they will be – probably – used up before next Christmas.

Or then again, they could come in handy on let’s just say for argument’s sake, a Christmas Eve drinks and tasty canapés party….

More jars of home-made jams etc than you can shake a stick at.

And we don’t eat jam etc – despite it being nicely homemade.

Sorry to say but most in the bin now – so, those of you who wanted some crab apple jelly, blackberry jelly, various chutneys etc etc, should have said so earlier.

And, as always, there was a leftover something which isn’t quite mouldy but then again I was not sure it could or should survive….

And then there was the washing out the fridge drawers, one slimey with the remains of a decomposing cucumber – just the one, before you get all sniffy.

It took pretty much all afternoon.

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So, pleased with all I have done, I decide to work out how Dropbox works, to sort out the problems I have with NatWest online, chase an outstanding invoice, plan a Serve Food For Syria evening, do a TripAdvisor review for the very nice hotel we stayed in in Fayence, Provence ( for one night, I hasten to add), sort out someone to cut the high hedges, source soil for a raised bed, chase both those designers for different reasons – and book a walk with a good friend to sort out what to do with our lives……

There was me thinking that life without visitors would be all lying around watching telly and reading Nietzsche.

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Summer Rain

As the rain lashes against the window it is a bit hard to remember the heat and the drought.

(Well, heat and drought by English standards, you understand.)

Anyway, in Deepest Sussex there was no rain and a shed load of sun between mid June and much of August.

The dog was hot, the grass was yellow…..

 

In July, I was working at The Garden Show at Loosely Park near Guildford. 

The day before we opened was one of those days when it was so hot and humid, you felt like you were walking through treacle.

My friend and I were putting up bunting and I have never, ever taken so long to put some flags on a string around a tent…..

(But before I go on, I need to dash out into the rain and right a fallen pot of verbena.)

Being the Health and Safety person, I had told everyone to drink plenty of water and I set an example. I drank lots.

My best beloved suggested we went to a pub for supper that night and I thought that was a much better idea than me cooking.

But by the time I got home, I had a raging headache and despite several pints of water, I still couldn’t face food.

(Excuse me a moment whilst I shut some windows as the rain is soaking the windowsills.)

Next day was opening day, and I learned from the medics that actually water is not enough in circumstances like that, you need a banana, some pure orange juice and a biscuit – ah well.

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It was still hot and the punters were slow to arrive but they came and the show came to life.

All was well. No H&S incidents, a bit of litter picking, being in the car park trying to persuade people with blue badge disabled parking stickers that actually you can park within three metres of the next car without making it impossible for you and your extended family to get out…..

At about 3.30 there was a rumble of thunder.

Then there was a louder rumble of thunder.

Then there was a fantastic bolt of lightening which struck Loosely House and big, fat juicy drops of rain began to fall.

People cheered – yes indeed.

Then the fire engines appeared to deal with the alarms set off by the house being struck by lightening.

( Excuse me again whilst I just nip downstairs and put the heating on for a little while.)

We advised all the stall holders to move their stuff up onto tables because the ground was so dry and we were on a bit of a slope, and if it really rained then the water would not soak in as much as wash straight down the hill.

Everyone was smiling and everyone seemed to be delighted that it was, at last raining. 

The next day I had to go to a family thing so couldn’t be there.

It rained and rained and I am pretty sure that the delight at those big fat drops turned into  wet misery.

Meanwhile, we were staying in a nice pub with rooms near Newbury.

And because, for the first time in ages, it was raining, we had a big umbrella with us.

Which was useful because we needed to measure a bed.

We have been discussing the need for a new bed and mattress for some time. That is, about two years….

Every bed we sleep on that isn’t ours, feels like the princess’s without the pea.

The one in the pub with rooms, was lovely and the right size and the right feel of mattress. (cue Golidlocks….)

Anyway, we had no tape measure with us so we used the umbrella. 

It turns out that a super king sized bed is two umbrellas and half the handle wide and two umbrellas plus a bit of the stick bit long.

One on order very soon.