The Timing of Books (and Brexit)

There are times in ( I assume) any Oxfam bookshop when things are less than entrancing. 

The teetering pile of unsorted books topped with a Jeremy Clarkson or two, just for example.

Or souvenir books of royal weddings past, or scrawled-in children’s books, or sudoko books with some of them half done, or the complete works of Georgette Heyer damp and very brown

I could go on but don’t want to sound ungrateful  – though there are days when gratitude is a little thinly spread.

And there are days when the work, the slog, the efforts, the imagination and planning, when the whole making-the shop look good is not met with much, or indeed any appreciation, but don’t get me started on that.

But on other days we get such little delights that it makes it all worthwhile and I will entice you to read on with the promise that I will include a little delight or two at the end.

Meanwhile there is an issue of timing

Some books are time-specific.

The huge old bible we were given is a bit ramshackle but it has whatever the bookshop equivalent of kerb-appeal may be. But finding it in a pile of unsorted books on Easter Monday doesn’t quite work. ( We only do religion once a year…and I had just cleared the religion table display.)

The 51 copies of the magazine The Great War, I Was There! have arrived just too late. The four year leading up to 2018 was their moment and now it is gone. The World War II anniversaries are just gearing up. 

Anyway, the jolly exclamation mark made me wince a bit…

There is already a shelf or indeed two of Christmas books waiting for their turn.

And oddly for a bookshop, we have had a donation of a good number of sunglasses. 

So, I have to monitor the weather forecast and work out what books would work with sunglasses.

Do we go for light summer reads, books with sun in their title ( fewer than you might think), celeb autobiographies so we can put a pair on Johnny Depp’s or Bridgit Bardot’s but that might take several year’s to get together – you can’t order donated books.

But today I found a book that had its day in 1938 and now, reading its preface, seems so prescient.


Now if that isn’t a Brexit warning, I don’t know what is. 

Jacob Rees-Mogg tells us that Brexit will deliver cheaper footwear – did anyone, however fervent, vote for Brexit so they could nip down to Clarks and get a good deal?

He also tells us that the full benefits of Brexit may take 50 years. I am thinking that the food issue might need sorting before that.

We have six trade deals in the bag including one with the Faroe Islands.

Here is the Wikipedia explanation of Faroese food – some of which we could no doubt import.

Traditional Faroese food is mainly based on meat, seafood and potatoes and uses few fresh vegetables. Mutton of the Faroe sheep is the basis of many meals, and one of the most popular treats is skerpikjøt, well aged, wind-dried mutton, which is quite chewy. The drying shed, known as a hjallur, is a standard feature in many Faroese homes, particularly in the small towns and villages. Other traditional foods are ræst kjøt (semi-dried mutton) and ræstur fiskur, matured fish. Another Faroese specialty is tvøst og spik, made from pilot whale meat and blubber. (A parallel meat/fat dish made with offal is garnatálg.) The tradition of consuming meat and blubber from pilot whales arises from the fact that a single kill can provide many meals. Fresh fish also features strongly in the traditional local diet, as do seabirds, such as Faroese puffins, and their eggs. Dried fish is also commonly eaten.

Now, I am an increasing fan of fewer food airmiles, locally-grown, seasonally-eaten food but I am not at all sure that our farmers can adapt to suddenly growing more cabbages, potatoes, enough wheat for our bread.

And though I know a surprisingly tasty recipe for turnips, I am not sure that will take the place of peppers, camembert, olives, grapes, and though I love Isle of Wight tomatoes, I am not sure there will be enough to go round.

Anyway, that is all not about books or what you find in an Oxfam bookshop so I’ll end with some slivers of delight of stuff that make sorting through a tonne of books on a Bank Holiday, and when you get to the end and stand back, someone else comes in with ten boxes….

Six Poems

There is nothing like being laid low to make a month disappear leaving little sign of any activity whatsoever if you exclude the (rather enjoyable) gorging on afternoon antiques programmes.

So, that took care of part of January and February and then March has just galloped past trying to catch up with all that stuff left to take care of itself – and of course, it didn’t.

Anyway, the bookshop is back under control ( more or less) and I have started to look at my lists of six things.

As the big birthday is now past, time to complete some of these things is galloping away too.

And, always a woman who has bright ideas but no commitment to follow-through, I do feel that this is the year when I really ought to complete something.

( Just in case you need an explanation: to mark by 60th birthday, instead of a big party, I decided to do some things in sixes: visit six islands, see six good films, walk to six venues/places – though my friend who is suggesting we walk from the St Bernard Pass to Rome maybe shooting a little high….)

I also have decided to learn six new things and have already done throwing a pot and am having gardening lessons, have swum a little bit underwater, managed a couple of not too bad poached eggs.

There is a very nice man who fixes wonky our chairs ready for us to re-upholster in my upholstery class and (hopefully) he is going to come and talk to us about how to identify woods.

Yes, of course, I know pine and walnut and probably mahogany but would you be able to spot an ash or elm chair at fifty paces in an auction house? Really?

Anyway, having listened to a radio programme about how good for your brain ( at whatever age you are) to learn poetry by heart, I have decided to learn six poems.

A good idea, but now faffing about wondering which ones…….

I gather the easiest to learn have strong rhythms and rhymes which makes sense.

I am not a great poetry reader – though I wish I was, but then I wish I was a piano player and did pilates for half an hour every morning before having a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice and slipping into my size ten dress…..

So, I only have four poetry references in my life.

A Child’s Garden of Verses, my childhood copy still with me or so I thought. But when I went to look for it, I found I had somewhere along the line, thrown it away.

If I had remembered that, I might have rescued a copy or two that has come my way in the Oxfam shop. Now I have to buy it again.

Poems of the Sixties which I have kept since school – even then I wanted to be a poetry reader..

And, for the first time in years, I looked inside to find my younger self.

Trying to understand the way language worked and, yes playing with my handwriting style which I have to say, looks rather like my sister’s is now – now there is a Freudian something.

John Donne – I saw an programme about him when I was an impressionable teenager and have kept a soft spot. Should you want to know more https://www.theguardian.com/books/booksblog/2009/oct/05/john-donne-the-sun-rising


Catullus – I was delighted by how naughty he was when I arrived at university and discovered him, but then I was a sheltered girl.

Catullus’s poems have been preserved in three manuscripts that were copied from one of two copies made from a lost manuscript discovered around 1300 – he lived about 60 BC.

He wrote good stuff:

Lesbia, come, let us live and love, and be
deaf to the vile jabber of the ugly old fools,
the sun may come up each day but when our
star is out…our night, it shall last forever and
give me a thousand kisses and a hundred more
a thousand more again, and another hundred,
another thousand, and again a hundred more,
as we kiss these passionate thousands let
us lose track; in our oblivion, we will avoid
the watchful eyes of stupid, evil peasants
hungry to figure out
how many kisses we have kissed.

So, one from each of those poets gives me four poems and I am up for suggestions on the other two.